You know, right before you posted this I saw a t-shirt and thought of you…
I’ve been considering making some B.D. merchandise. Tees, maybe?
LOL at the bandana!
I was going for “middle aged housewife” but it kinda came out “Tupac”
*dead and cremated and on the third day, rose again*
When a phrasal verb is misused, hilarity ensues. Wait, that almost-kinda rhymed.
I’ll have to remember that little rhyme. Although, “hilarity ensues” reminds me of Tucker Max, whom I find profoundly unfunny…
Here’s hoping this isn’t a true story! Most scarring class ever.
This is the stuff of nightmares. Luckily, the worst I’ve had is some kid who “for sure broke (his) ankle” in class, despite being able to walk afterwards. I told him that if he had a break he’d have to go to the hospital emergency room immediately. His diagnosis promptly changed.
Hahaha now that’s awkward .. ;p
Well, at least his grades are no longer a concern…
HAHAHAAH. ;p probably would go to hell laughing at this… but eh, I blame the language :p
Love this one!
Love her hausfrau-chic attire! Did he choke on nothing? I do that all the time. I hope I don’t die from choking on nothing.
If he’s anything like me, it was probably a Bic pen cap. I know it’s only a matter of time before I choke to death on one. I’m like a goat; chewing things is a bad habit of mine.
LOL… I do both… it would be a pencil eraser for me, though. Chew right through the darn things…
Yeah well, I never get why people use this euphemism in the first place. What’s wrong with saying someone’s died or “Son, this is your great-grandfather in this photo, you never met him because he’s been dead for several years.”
When I hear someone passed something I always think about their bowel movements. Does that make me weird?
This is brilliant.
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